Can you smell what the greek guy is cookin'?

Ah... Nothing like the smell of fresh baked politicians. Time to start cooking.Stay tuned for a full breakdown of the following Recipes (and more to come):

• Double Sided Juan Pan Tuba Open Faced Sandwich stuffed with Camacho Kelaguin
• Nekkai Belt Busting Pork Fat Fry w a side of Young Spring Galvanized Onions (will make you tear up)
• De-Shelled and De-Spined Crab w/ Heinz Dressing stuffed in an Arnold Crepe
• Lights Out Kumoi Anago with Froilan Fungus wrapped in Pork Belly and Charred
• Diego Dumplings floating listlessly in your choice of Reyes Consommé or Soup D'Jour
• Fritada ala Fitial aged 4 years in airtight climate controlled closet stirred gently every 6 months by Chef Chucky

Shopping List and cooking directions will be listed shortly.